they say the best things in life are free

i wonder if that means free things are the best

for example, none of my pants were free
so I guess they aren’t the best thing life had to offer

the meaning of life doesn’t involve pants it seems

when I look around around my room
the only thing in it that was free
is a jar of Kombucha
that seems to make an endless supply
of delicious Kombucha

is love free?

My mom loves me
though I hear children cost a lot to raise

Keeping my girlfriend around
isn’t that cheap either
if you know what I mean

On the other hand, isn’t money free?

All I have to do 
is do what people tell me to do
a few hours a day
then people give me paychecks
with money in them

if that’s the case
what isn’t free?