they say the best things in life are free
i wonder if that means free things are the best
for example, none of my pants were free
so I guess they aren’t the best thing life had to offer
the meaning of life doesn’t involve pants it seems
when I look around around my room
the only thing in it that was free
is a jar of Kombucha
that seems to make an endless supply
of delicious Kombucha
is love free?
My mom loves me
though I hear children cost a lot to raise
Keeping my girlfriend around
isn’t that cheap either
if you know what I mean
On the other hand, isn’t money free?
All I have to do
is do what people tell me to do
a few hours a day
then people give me paychecks
with money in them
if that’s the case
what isn’t free?